Well I found me a train
With a heart in the middle
Told her my plan
She asked me a riddle
My mind was a blob
Said I’m not into trucks
She said no prob
I just had lunch and I guess you’re wonderin' how
I still got all my teeth
I went to the super center
Just to get me some honey
They wouldn’t check me out
'Cause I had no money
So I Went to the bank
And I asked for a penny
They opened the drawer
And they didn’t have any and I guess you’re wonderin’ how
I still got all my teeth
Who’ll Do the Bus Stop Laugh?
Next stop we’ll be gettin off
Went to the Hagen Daz
Everybody on the ground
Pantyhose head standin there
Broken cones all around
The man on the chair
With an Uzy in his hand
I said what’s goin on here He said I don’t understand
You still got all my teeth?